Random British Dialogue...
Me: How was your CoH game?
I was the British and he was American
we spent most of the game bash each other XD
He was the Yank, i was the Limey
Me: "Fucking limey" XD
Friend: Bloody yank!
Friend: Id say Oy! Yank! Get your ass over to the other side o the bridge!
Friend: Hey! Limey! I could use some support here! Quit hiding in your hole!
Oy! Yank! Stop indiscrimantly shelling the whole bloody city!
Hey! Limey! How about some help over here?
And so on and so fourht XD
You didn't get your arses kicked by the Germans now, did you?
Friend: I lost about 96 men
Zack lost 50 some
The germans lost at least 500
Bloody terrific match, I see : )
Friend: Quite right, quite right
Now i need to train those bloody wankers, those bloody new guys, they arnt good enough to clean the Hun blood off my boot
Me: I wish you the best of luck then, love. I'm faithfully sure they will be trained enough to polish your boots soon.
Friend: Psh. EVEN THEN! They wont be good enough to fetch me my tea lumps
Me: By Jove, that's why you train them harder!
Friend: You dont bloody understand! They are arogant and incopitant! You cant train those who cannot learn
Me: Then I'm terribly sorry. I don't have anymore words to offer to the situation.
Me: Bollocks? Why, no, sir!
Friend: Why certainly! I call bollocks!
Me: My word! Such a bold and brash accusation! I certainly did not speak in such a manner.
Friend: Well shite! Waht now?
Me: What now? Why, I do believe it is time for tea. Mayhaps we can have some. Would you like a cup o' tea?
Friend: Yes please, 2 lumps no milk
i brought the crumpits
Me: That's bloody fantastic. Let me go and prepare the tea.
-goes to prepare tea-
Friend: Quite right quite right
-places crumpits on the table-
Me: -comes back with tea-
Friend: Lol XD wow i am so bloody stupid
i was so into the role play i actualy thought you left to get tea
Like, walk out of your room and into your kitchen?
Friend: into your kitchen
i thought you would be back in like 10 min XD